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1. One piggy went to the toilet and went home. The second piggy went to the toilet and went home. The third piggy went to the toilet and went home. The fourth piggy went to the toilet and went home. The fifth piggy nearly went home until the man said “You forgot to go to the toilet” and the fifth piggy said “No I’m the piggy that goes WEEE! WEEE! WEEE! All the way home. 2. Who do you call a person that works out at the gym? A. Jim 3. Who do you call a woman that plays Tennis? A. Annette 4. How do you make a tissue dance? A. Put a little bogey into it. 5. Knock knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? Please let me in. 6. Why are penguins so popular on the internet? A. Because they have **__WEB__** feet. 7. What do you do when a Blondie throws a grenade at you? A. Pull the pin and throw it back. 8. A policeman pulled over a horse chess piece. The policeman said “Go in a straight line.” The chess piece thought to himself “God dam it!” 9. A snail said “When I grow up I want to an astronaut” when he got old enough he did. Once he landed, he said “This is one small snail trail for a snail..... One giant leap for snail kind. Once he was the moon he heard somebody say. “Welcome” he was an alien or snail to the snail’s opinion. The snail said “that’s a very funny looking snail.” 10. What shop did the guy with no arm go to? A. the second hand shop

Books These are the chosen books: Charlie and the chocolate factory, Matilda, The floods, Rowan of rin, The BFG, George's Marvellous medicine, Harry Potter. Teagan S- Q1.What book did you read? A.BFG Q2.Did you enjoy the book? A.Yes